Hey Freak!

Lost email be damned! (OK, so all I did was ask the panel for their answers again... but hey, it took me two days to figure out to do that. What can I say? I'm slow) I've got the panel's answers! But, in case you forgot who they were, here's your panel:

Keith - I've been reading this guy's blog since about when I started blogging (when was that, back in 2001?), and he never fails to entertain.

Michele - Honestly, she's one of my biggest blogging influences. Although we've never met in person, I still consider her to be a good friend.

Maine - Sure, I talk about how funny this guy is (and he is really funny), but that's not all he's about. He's also very intelligent and perceptive.

Gen - I can't say that I know this girl very well, but I can say that she's sweet, charming, and one of the nicest people you'd ever meet.

Craig - The more I learn about this guy, the more I find out that we've got a lot in common. He's just an all-around great guy, always ready to give you a kind word.

Ms. Q - I don't know her very well, but I know she's got a warm heart, and anybody who she considers a friend would be lucky to have her as one. Hopefully, I'm in that category.

Yup. No snark today. Hey, I'm in an appreciative mood right now. Sure, it's sappy... but you know what? There's never a bad time to be thankful for your friends.

OK, that's out of the way. Turn the snark back on, because here come the questions:

1. You KNOW you had a wild time last night when you wake up wearing your date's ______.



2. Jack just got back from his first date with a girl, and he was feeling dejected. "I just know it went horribly," he said. "Instead of asking me to take her home afterwards, she asked me to take her to ____."



3. The Jolly Green Giant said "It was so cold in the valley last night, my ______ turned blue."



4. My company's IT Department really sucks. The network goes down so much that we nicknamed it "_____."



5. The police desk sergeant said, "That new prisoner is weird... (How weird is he?) He's so weird, we gave him his one phone call, and he called __________."
   
   Bonus: Four ______

You know the drill. Leave your answers in the comments, and check out the panel's answers below to see how you did...

1. condom
2. asylum
3. balls
4. paris hilton
5. a dominatrix

bonus: cheese pizza

1.aftermath
2.her ex's
3.junk
4.george michael
5.ms. cleo

bonus:four leaf clover

1. retainer
2. her pimp
3. nipples
4. Ms. Lovelace
5. Ghostbusters

four score and seven years ago

1. underwear
2. her boyfriend's house
3. brussel sprouts
4. Monica Lewinsky
5. Domino's

Bonus: Four score and seven years ago...

1. strap on
2. the hospital
3. green bean
4. lance bass
5. lance bass

bonus: walled world

1 - tampon
2 - her therapist's office
3 - peas
4 - Paris Hilton
5 - 911
b - four

1. underwear
2. a dating service
3. nose
4. Linda
5. Ghostbusters
Bonus: Weddings and a Funeral

1. thong
2. the hospital
3. niblets
4. Paris
5. Domino's
B. Four score and seven years...

1. Sleep apnea machine
2. A MySpace mixer
3. Peas 'n Carrots
4. Paris
5. Ghostbusters

Bonus: Four Rooms

1) tampon
2)psychiatrist
3) schlong
4) Janine Lindemulder
5) KFC

Bonus: eyes

awww, Mikey! You are definitely my friend. I am actually not even worthy to be on the panel! But I'm glad I am !

I want to change one of my answers, by the way! Because, I may be nice, but I am majorly wishy-washy about my answers!

1) jewelry
2) Ellen DeGeneres'
3) sprout
4) Monica
5) Ms. Cleo
b) score

1. tuxedo
2. pimps
3. giant green penis
4. that dude behind the stalls at the restroom off I-5 aka: "Toothless Bob"
5. "Toothless Bob"

Four Leaf Sex Machine

It's kinda like the Mystery Machine but instead of solving mysteries, they talk about the blarney stone and fuck alot in the van.

1) headgear
2) the frat party down the road
3) 'sweet peas'
4) Lindsay Lohan (though I think the Lance Bass was funny)
5) the Time & Temperature' line

B. toss me a Four'ty

1. cum.
2. her boyfriend's.
3. pecker
4. Monica.
5. a 900 number.
Bonus: square.

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