Good morning, and welcome to another edition of
Match Game. Get ready to match the
stars other bloggers! But first, let's meet the panel:
Anne, from
In a Puddle
Michele, from
A Small Victory
Maine, from
QW Maine
Joelle, from
Snappy Hour
Sphinxy, from
Pink Martinis
Y, from
Joy Unexpected
OK, are we all ready? Here we go:
- My pal Fred is so hairy... (how hairy is he?) Well, he's not allowed to go to the zoo, because he often gets mistaken for a _____.
- The competition on the show "Rock Star: INXS" is really heating up. Little do the contestants know that the finalists will have to ____ in order to win.
- What do you get when you cross Sir Mix-a-Lot with Al Roker? I don't know either, but it'll sing "I like big ____ and I cannot lie..."
- Janet said "I'm pretty sure my new neighbor is a plumber... I swear, he's always trying to show me his _____.
- Silly Sara is so silly... (how silly is she?) Well, when her date said that they'd be "going Dutch," she went back to her apartment to get her _____.
Bonus: _____ D
Same drill as always - leave your answers in the comments, and the panel's answers are below:
- My pal Fred is so hairy... (how hairy is he?) Well, he's not allowed to go to the zoo, because he often gets mistaken for a _____.
Anne: wooly mammoth
Michele: gorilla
Maine: chimp
Joelle: gorilla
Sphinxy: gorilla
Y: chimp
- The competition on the show "Rock Star: INXS" is really heating up. Little do the contestants know that the finalists will have to ____ in order to win.
Anne: lines of coke off a hooker
Michele: asphyxiate themselves
Maine: autoerotically axphisiate
Joelle: bang the band
Sphinxy: blow Dave Navarro
Y: boink someone
- What do you get when you cross Sir Mix-a-Lot with Al Roker? I don't know either, but it'll sing "I like big ____ and I cannot lie..."
Anne: butts (I've got nothing. Nothing.)
Michele: big black cock
Maine: sandwiches
Joelle: gastric bypass operations
Sphinxy: hoagies
Y: guts
- Janet said "I'm pretty sure my new neighbor is a plumber... I swear, he's always trying to show me his _____.
Anne: pipe snake
Michele: ass crack
Maine: crack
Joelle: pipe
Sphinxy: drain snake
Y: crizack
- Silly Sara is so silly... (how silly is she?) Well, when her date said that they'd be "going Dutch," she went back to her apartment to get her _____.
Anne: wooden shoes
Michele: clogs
Maine: clogs
Joelle: wooden shoes
Sphinxy: clogs
Y: wooden shoes
Bonus: _____ D
Anne: Mickey D
Michele: Tenacious D
Maine: Vampire Hunter D
Joelle: Heavy D
Sphinxy: Sunny D
Y: Heavy D
For the record, my answers?
1. Alpaca
2. asphyxiate themselves whilst masturbating
3. Matt Lauer
4. crack
5. legal bag of hash
B. Double D
That's it for this week... stay tuned next week when all the prizes double!
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1. gorilla
2. demonstrate auto erotic strangulation
3. BBQ
4. butt crack
5. wooden shoes (of course my answer is shoes...hello!)
Tenacious D
Posted by
lyn on 07/29 at 06:29 AM
1. sloth
2. masturbate
3. storms
4. pipe
5. tulips
Bonus: Heavy D
Posted by on 07/29 at 07:17 AM
Republican
run for Mayor in San Diego
storms
ballcock
mifepristone
PhD
Posted by
mrs z on 07/29 at 07:19 AM
1. big hairy ape
2. accidentally kill themselves
3. meals
4. crack
5. windmill
Sunny D
Posted by
Ms.Q on 07/29 at 07:43 AM
Grizzly Bear
Masturbate
Donuts
ass crack
Clogs
Big D
Posted by on 07/29 at 07:49 AM
1. chronic masturbator
2. perform that John Ashcroft song about the eagles soaring...as a duet with John Ashcroft.
3. vats of chapstick
4. shit
5. hashish
bonus: Sunny D
Posted by
mac on 07/29 at 08:07 AM
1. Snuffalufagus
2. Blow each other
3. High pressure systems
4. Craftsman Torque Wrench
5. Dutch Anal Beads
bonus: Heavy D
Posted by
Macca on 07/29 at 08:18 AM
1. babboon
2. blow Fred Durst
3. donuts
4. pee trap
5. windmill
bonus: DOUBLE (is there really another answer to this?)
Posted by
jo-fo on 07/29 at 08:44 AM
1. Robin Williams
2. obvious - "die by auto-erotic asphyxiation" backup - "be gay"
3. macs
4. caulk
5. "You Boer Me" t-shirt
Bonus - "Heavy D"
-z
Posted by
z on 07/29 at 09:16 AM
(1) Chimp
(2) adopt Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
(3) ABC reporters
(4) ball-cock
(5) clogs
Bonus: Heavy D
Posted by on 07/29 at 09:40 AM
Oh, man, some of those are great answers! Here's mine, although I was tempted to rethink a couple of them. Heh.
- an orangutan
- impress Carmen Electra
- shoes (that's the title of his book - Big Shoes)
- snake
- wooden shoes
Bonus: 3-
Some of them look lame in retrospect, but here you go... this is me, hitting the submit button ...
heh - my word is "vixen"
Posted by
Lisa on 07/29 at 11:21 AM
1. Llama
2. Sleep with Paula Abdul
3. nuts
4. snake
5. Wooden Shoes
Bonus: Initial D
Posted by on 07/29 at 01:44 PM
1. gorilla
2. find more words that rhyme with "Mediate"
3. Macs
4. snake
5. lederhosen
Bonus: Tenacious D
Posted by
Christy on 07/29 at 02:42 PM
1. yak
2. give the band a "new sensation"
3. fronts
4. ballcock
5. clogs
bonus: double
Posted by on 07/29 at 04:48 PM
Maine gets major points for Vampire Hunter D.
Posted by
Tanya on 08/01 at 03:30 PM
