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letter to Lindsey

Lindsey Lohan, that is.

Well, first of all, you know she's got an album out, right? Well... have you heard any of it? I heard the song "Rumors" the other day. OK, Lindsey? You're a cute girl. But damn, that is one weak-ass song. Yes, I know it's your statement about being a famous person, and being hounded constantly. I'll give you that. I mean, I'm a "gossip" person, and even I'm amazed at some of the shit that's "news".

Example: Lindsey goes to Wendy's. And? Yeah. How in the fuck is this "news"?

Anyways. OK, so she's constantly followed. But I swear, Lindsey, a lot of times, you're almost begging for it. You make your "appearances" everywhere, and you do some seriously silly shit sometimes... seriously, when we hear your name nowadays, the first thing that comes to mind is "Oh no... what's she done now?"

Honest criticism: Lindsey, you're overexposed (figuratively). Not only that, but you're starting to show up on some skank-meters. Take a break, don't do shit for a while, and then make a "comeback." We might like you more.

Of course, this is all said under the assumption that you care what we think, which might not be the case at all. But hey, I'm just throwing it out there.

Because I care.
she should totally marry a man who used to be a dancer named Kevin Federline who also has 1 biracial child another on the way, then they should run around with bare feet and look like white trash. Oh yeah, thats already been done. Ooops, nevermind yo
Dude. I hate that song
yep, ranking right up there on the 'Skank-o-Meter' with Tara, X-tina and Britney.
X-Tina is in a class of her own when it comes to skankdom, but I'd still do her, if she asked me politely.
Old skankness = Paris
New Skankness = Lindsey
Glad that you care enough about her to send her a letter.
I honestly can't stand when famous people whine about being followed. YOUR FUCKING FAMOUS. GET OVER IT.

I am sure wiping your tears with wads of $100 bills helps soothe the pain....

*biggest eye roll on the planet*
LMAO - dude, the because i care comment caused hearty out loud laughter.
well...? i do care!

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