OK, so I was reading news online, and I saw a story about Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas exposing a little too much on MTV's TRL. I figured it was something stupid like "Omigod, she leaned forward and almost showed one of her nipples" or something ludicrous like that. Or maybe her nipples were just poking through her shirt. Something really really lame like that.
Boy, was I wrong.
It's lamer.
Here's the picture. Like, omigod, you can totally see... her bra!
Fucking lock her up for 10 years already. Can you imagine the damage she's already inflicted by... exposing her bra?
A flesh colored bra, even! Think of the children!
I really can't wait for the day until all women are forced to have mastectomies so that I'll never have to see something as offensive as a boob, or, god forbid, a nipple (gasp!) on TV again! Boobs and nipples are terrible things, and they must be stopped in our lifetime, before they kill somebody.
Posted by mikey at 08:22 AM.
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Umm...why would having a mammogram keep you from seeing breasts? Are they going to stay in the machine or did you mean mastectomy?
Posted by
Craig on 09/25 at 08:43 AM
Oh, but on the actual subject: I saw that picture yesterday and did think it was breast not bra at first. However, I didn't really care. I mean that might be the least slutty thing Fergie's done in quite a while. It could be worse, she could be Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton who seem to have a knack for being photographed up the skirt sans panties.
Posted by
Craig on 09/25 at 08:45 AM
Things arn't so bad in other contries. In Germany, for example, the public swimming pools have large grassy areas where you can spread your beach towel or blanket.
Men and women would pick a spot, lay out the blanket, disrobe, get the bathing suit from the bag and put it on. All in plain veiw of everyone. The little kids where hardly damaged...they didn't even notice.
The only ones who noticed were Americans..and "we" were probablly all military personel stationed there.
My guess would be that you will find those kids with a more healthy sexual outlook than American kids who there is something evil about the human body...
BTW, it was not easy for us Americans to strip and put on a bathing suit... we generally wore it under our clothes.
Posted by on 09/25 at 09:06 AM
This subject pisses me off. We ALL have nipples. I have 'em. You have 'em. All of us. So why? What's the big friggin' deal? Anthony Kiedis can be all over MTV sans shirt, nipples exposed for all to see. Why are his more appropriate than mine? Because I have boobs? Please...who cares? And a BRA?!??! We're freaking out now over bras?!?!?!? This place is fuckin' whack. Violence in movies gets a PG-13 but show a bit of a boob and think of the children...give that piece of smut an R.
Posted by
itchy on 09/25 at 09:14 AM
Totally. I mean, given Fergie's reputation, I'm more amazed I see BRA in that picture, as opposed to bare breast. And yea, what IS up with the double standards? That we aren't traumatized by male nipple?
Posted by
Icyshard on 09/25 at 09:36 AM
The funny part is that if she had gone on the air in a bathing suit (which has much less fabric) we wouldn't have batted an eyebrow. Because it's okay to televise a bra, as long as it's a swimming bra.
So, male nipple vs. female nipple. Bikini vs. underwear. You almost have to wonder what the logic is behind the whole prohibition there.
I can see being appalled at how her band sells every one of their singles to a commercial, or to how shamelessly she committed larceny on Gwen Stefani's solo career in the making of that London Bridge song and video, but half a bra? Meh.
Posted by on 09/25 at 10:04 AM
Serves that bitch right for showing off her fantastic abs 24/7. Haha!
Posted by
Laura N on 09/25 at 11:18 AM
I see London, I see France, I see Fergie's boring beige bra.
Posted by
Macca on 09/27 at 06:55 AM
