OK, so maybe you guys didn't like my
sheep on cliffs joke. Fine. Maybe you'll like one of these: the
100 funniest jokes of all time. Well, according to some random dude, anyway. But hey, I read a few, and actually laughed! It's not cornball city, like I thought it'd be.
So anyway, here's my favorite:
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says:
"Too late, douchebag."
But #22 is pretty good, too. And #90, although it's a bit dated. Telegram? hahahah
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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. (Richard Jeni)
-z
Posted by
z on 02/16 at 11:11 AM
#71! #71! hahahahaaa...
My favorite joke of all time.
-z
Posted by
z on 02/16 at 11:18 AM
OMG...most of them are corny...but there are some that made me LMAO...like 57 59 63 72 and 84. The one about the attorney and them counting his hours...well that one made me laugh hard 'cuz I'm a paralegal and it's TRUE! (still LMAO).
Posted by on 02/16 at 12:09 PM
they tell #22 in Good Will Hunting!
Posted by
geeky on 02/16 at 02:41 PM
