So, have you ever had like, a really really really huge fart brewing while you're in public? So you clench and squeeze, hoping you can hold out until you can get to a place where you can fart in peace... but alas, the strain is too much.
So what do you do?
You do what everybody does... if the fart is inevitable, you clench and squeeze enough so that, if if comes out, it comes out silent. Or, at the very most, it's a whisper-y "pssst." Sure, sometimes it still manages to barge out a big BRRRRAPPPP!, but sometimes, that's just a risk you have to take.
My question is... if you worked at it, I mean really worked at it, could you train your sphincter to whistle? Don't laugh! I'm serious, here! I mean, really, how do you whistle with your mouth? You open it "just so," and then blow air out. Your ass works with pretty much the same principle, so I can see how it's at least feasible. In theory.
And really, think about it. Much like there's got to have been at least one good smelling fart in the history of mankind, there's probably been people who have whistled farts. You figure that everybody farts hundreds, maybe thousands of times (some people, millions) during their lifetime. There are over 6 billion people in the world right now. You have to figure that at least one of those farts sounded like a whistle, right? Right?
No?
Eh, I guess we'll all have to settle for sounding like motorcycles and ducks being stepped on.
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So what do you do?
You do what everybody does... if the fart is inevitable, you clench and squeeze enough so that, if if comes out, it comes out silent. Or, at the very most, it's a whisper-y "pssst." Sure, sometimes it still manages to barge out a big BRRRRAPPPP!, but sometimes, that's just a risk you have to take.
My question is... if you worked at it, I mean really worked at it, could you train your sphincter to whistle? Don't laugh! I'm serious, here! I mean, really, how do you whistle with your mouth? You open it "just so," and then blow air out. Your ass works with pretty much the same principle, so I can see how it's at least feasible. In theory.
And really, think about it. Much like there's got to have been at least one good smelling fart in the history of mankind, there's probably been people who have whistled farts. You figure that everybody farts hundreds, maybe thousands of times (some people, millions) during their lifetime. There are over 6 billion people in the world right now. You have to figure that at least one of those farts sounded like a whistle, right? Right?
No?
Eh, I guess we'll all have to settle for sounding like motorcycles and ducks being stepped on.
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