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It’s hotter than…

When it's hot out, how do you describe it?

"Hotter than Hell." That's pretty typical. But there are some good ones out there.

"Hotter than Hell hit with a hammer." (this is what Joelle says)

"Hotter than Hell on high." (crediting Kathy for this one)

Me? My most oft used phrase? "Man, it's hotter than a nun's dream."

Your turn. What's your phrase?

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hotter than a huckabuck.

hot as a huckabuck!

Posted by daniel on 08/13 at 09:44 PM

I'm fond of "hotter 'n shit." And it sounds quite run together and countrified coming out of my mouth. For I have the slight Southern accent kickin'. I'll admit to slight...not deep.

Posted by Itchy on 08/14 at 05:30 AM

I think I end up saying "Hot as balls" a lot. I think I can blame the husband for that one.

Posted by geeky on 08/14 at 06:18 AM

My latest creation:

"Hotter than the underside of Satan's nut sack."

Posted by Kathy on 08/14 at 06:23 AM

I go for the basic "da-yum it's hot," but that doesn't seem to work now that the heat index is 108.

The nine year old says, "sweating hot."

Posted by sophie on 08/14 at 06:31 AM

I always say that it is Hot as Haites outside...

Posted by soapbox.SUPERSTAR on 08/14 at 07:48 AM

I say it's hot. Like Africa hot.

Posted by Murphy on 08/14 at 08:41 AM

Hotter than fuck.
Balls hot.

Frankly, no words really can describe Houston heat. I mean, heat index of 113 and humidity over 85%? Yeah, there just aren't words.

Posted by Ms. Pants on 08/14 at 11:20 AM

A always classic one is:

Hotter than two mice making whoopie in a wool sock.

Maybe its just a midwest thing...I don't know!

Posted by Neil on 08/14 at 12:36 PM

Oh, I forgot there is also:

Hotter than the hubs of hell

Posted by Neil on 08/14 at 12:37 PM

It's so hot I'll need a spatula to peel my bag from the side of my leg.

BTW, Kathy? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Deltus on 08/14 at 04:12 PM

A little variation on the original... but I like "sweatin' like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting."

Posted by on 08/16 at 03:50 AM

omg, my brother always says:
Hotter than a two peckered billygoat.

Posted by Amy S on 08/16 at 06:43 AM

How bout "hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire" or "hotter than a two peckered rooster in a hen house" or "hotter than two mice fuckin in a wool sock"

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