Guys.
Have you ever accidentally sat on your own nuts? Like, your pants are bunched up in a weird way, and as you're going to sit, the boys kinda slip, and... *BAM* You get that white-hot pain where you can't even utter a sound. I freaking hate that. I hate that sometimes, they have a mind of their own.
Ladies, quit laughing. It's not like your boobs have never gotten in the way of anything.
Posted by mikey at 12:01 PM.
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I take a quick second to adjust myself (as unobtrusively as possible, of course) each and every time I go to sit down for that very reason. There's nothing make you feel quite as stupid as sitting on your own nuts.
Posted by
Deltus on 08/10 at 12:32 PM
I'm sorry . . . I still had to laugh. My boobs occasionally get in the way, but I can't say that I'd had a similar situation. No white hot pain or anything. But maybe that's b/c I have fairly small boobs.
I'm also laughing b/c I never even considered the idea that balls could slip out of place in a painful way.
Posted by
Leah on 08/10 at 12:36 PM
I laughed. I'm still laughing. And I will continue to laugh for the rest of the day. I know it hurts. I've seen the husband do it. And still? I laugh. Sorry.
And? My boobs are never in the way of a thing. Well...I take that back. The dogs step on them when we're lounging together on the couch. What is that about? That shit hurts...
Posted by
Itchy on 08/10 at 12:46 PM
I dunno, I don't ever feel my breasts really get in the way...and the day I accidentally sit on them?? Well, let's just say I'd be having other issues to deal with!
Posted by
Icyshard on 08/10 at 12:47 PM
I have a feeling the comments on this entry are going to be even funnier than the entry itself, if that's even possible.
But yeah... I've seen my husband do that a couple of times and it always cracks.me.up. Sorry.
Posted by
Amy on 08/10 at 12:52 PM
I hate when that happens. What's worse are the times, that you realize at the last second that it is going to happen but, your momentum is too far gone and it is a done deal anyway.
PS My word is zipper and considering the topic, owie.
Posted by
Murphy on 08/10 at 01:12 PM
We're both laughing. Hard.
Neither one of us has ever sat on our boobs.
Posted by
amy t. & pants! on 08/10 at 06:10 PM
Sure, maybe you haven't sat on them, but don't tell me that you've never put your boobs in your dinner plate or something like that... heh.
Posted by
mikey on 08/10 at 06:17 PM
hahaha. . . I did not realize this was an issue.
Posted by
Dawn on 08/10 at 06:48 PM
Oh yeah, I do that often...
Probably doesn't help that I don't wear underwear. The boys are free to 'hang and swang' as they wish, and sometimes I pay the price.
Posted by
chip on 08/10 at 08:19 PM
my boobs are always in the way.
Posted by
julie on 08/10 at 08:55 PM
My boobs constantly get in the way... of food trying to fall on my lap.
Posted by
:: jozjozjoz :: on 08/11 at 01:15 AM
"Do your balls hang low... do they wiggle to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em on your shoulder, like a continental soldier...
Do your baaaaalllls haaaaang looooooow?"
Posted by
Kathy on 08/12 at 08:01 AM
Being a girl, I am going to have to say, no I have never sat on my balls. Mainly because I don't have any.
However, every once in awhile, my panties will get all twisted in this weird way and...how shall we say, rip out some of my lady garden. And dammit does that hurt!
Posted by
WG on 08/12 at 10:44 AM
What's worse are the times, that you realize at the last second that it is going to happen but, your momentum is too far gone and it is a done deal anyway.
Posted by
Wire on 08/14 at 09:38 PM
