OK, so... this will be tough for a lot of people to own up to, but... well, I don't see why. I mean, everybody does it, right? And everyone's got at least one...
One what?
This is just an assumption I'm making, and I don't see how it could be false, but... I think that everybody, everybody has at least one fart that they'll remember for the rest of their lives. A "signature" fart, if you will. It could be because it was especially smelly... or loud... or just at an inopportune time... but everybody's got one. Am I right on this?
I'm guessing that most "signature" farts are remembered because of the smell. I mean, it's not like farts are all golden smelling or something, but every once in a while, one gets out that literally makes the room gasp for air. You know the kind I'm talking about - the kind that even you can't stand, and you're the one who gave birth to the motherfucker. Like an evil genius who creates a weapon of mass destruction, but can't control it. Yeah. Doesn't everybody have one of these?
Like, my "signature" fart? It was when Joelle and I were still just dating. I was over at her place watching.... I dunno, something on TV, and she was over by her computer doing... well, something. I don't know what I ate that day, but I guess I was kinda gassy... and a silent one escaped. It drifted a bit (so I didn't smell it at first), but when Jo came over to watch TV with me, she was all "Oh my God!" I swear, she went straight for the window, and I think she had tears in her eyes. Boy, I laughed so hard... until it finally drifted to me. Man, it sure wasn't funny then! But it's funny now, and that's all that counts.
OK people, spill it. I don't care if you leave a fake name, whatever. I know you've got at least one fart that you remember. We wanna hear about it.
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One what?
This is just an assumption I'm making, and I don't see how it could be false, but... I think that everybody, everybody has at least one fart that they'll remember for the rest of their lives. A "signature" fart, if you will. It could be because it was especially smelly... or loud... or just at an inopportune time... but everybody's got one. Am I right on this?
I'm guessing that most "signature" farts are remembered because of the smell. I mean, it's not like farts are all golden smelling or something, but every once in a while, one gets out that literally makes the room gasp for air. You know the kind I'm talking about - the kind that even you can't stand, and you're the one who gave birth to the motherfucker. Like an evil genius who creates a weapon of mass destruction, but can't control it. Yeah. Doesn't everybody have one of these?
Like, my "signature" fart? It was when Joelle and I were still just dating. I was over at her place watching.... I dunno, something on TV, and she was over by her computer doing... well, something. I don't know what I ate that day, but I guess I was kinda gassy... and a silent one escaped. It drifted a bit (so I didn't smell it at first), but when Jo came over to watch TV with me, she was all "Oh my God!" I swear, she went straight for the window, and I think she had tears in her eyes. Boy, I laughed so hard... until it finally drifted to me. Man, it sure wasn't funny then! But it's funny now, and that's all that counts.
OK people, spill it. I don't care if you leave a fake name, whatever. I know you've got at least one fart that you remember. We wanna hear about it.
« close it up
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