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honey, i’m straight

I swear, sometimes I think that Joelle forgets that I'm not gay. For example, take this conversation that occurred last night, when I asked who the hell actor Alan Cumming was (he was on a commercial for a new movie):

me: What's he been in?
her: Lots of things. He was on Broadway, he did "Cabaret"...
me: um...

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he played sandy frank in romy and michelle's high school reunion and the disappearity mutant guy with the green face in x-man 2. i think he's kinda cute in a dorky sort of way.

and i don't think you're gay at all.

Posted by kellen on 02/02 at 08:55 AM

yes kellen, you are right. alan cumming was in x-men 2, but he was all blue. he is also in son of the mask, he plays Loki (god of mischief). he also played in josie and the pussycats as their agent.

Posted by jason on 02/02 at 09:12 AM

I am certainly NOT gay and I know who Alan Cumming is, dude ! His nickname, seriously, is "Uppin."

Posted by on 02/02 at 09:24 AM

Oo. I can't wait to see Reefer Madness! It looks so... kitschy!

Posted by Christina on 02/02 at 09:32 AM

i wasn't implying that knowing who Alan Cumming is isn't an indication of gayness... it all has to do with knowing Broadway shows and the cast of "Cabaret".

Posted by mikey on 02/02 at 09:45 AM

All I know about Alan Cumming is that he played Nightcrawler, resembles Paul Reubens and has a porn star name.

Posted by Maine on 02/02 at 09:52 AM

I know who a lot of the cast of "Cabaret" are; maybe I am gay, after all, and my fondness for porn stars is a dubious cover

Posted by Shell on 02/02 at 10:21 AM

At one point he was on Conan (I think promoting X-2) and in talk about nicknames he talked about how he thought about becoming A-Cum based on the J-Lo trend. Also, he was fantastic in Plunkette and MacLeane (with Johnny Lee Miller and Robert Carlyle). He played a Louis XIV ere man who was both excessively flamboyent and loved the ladies. it was wonderful.

Posted by TheBon on 02/02 at 10:23 AM

dood, he's in like, EVERY great movie that's come out in the last decade. Take a look at this impressive list...

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Spice World
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Spy Kids
Josie and the Pussycats
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

And can't forget his tremendous voice-over work in the Garfield movie.

-z

Posted by z on 02/02 at 10:56 AM

We can't forget his role as slimy guy in Circle Of Friends.

Posted by Bren on 02/02 at 11:29 AM

I always connect him to Spy Kids. That doesn't say much for my movie history, does it?

You could always impress her by saying, "Oh he's that CHARACTER ACTOR."

Posted by kalisah on 02/02 at 07:15 PM

Yep he plays nightcrawler in x men 2 and made a very cool interesting character even more cool and interesting. He's one of those guys that just morphs into his character so he's hard to recognize sometimes. And has a hot fucking Scottish accent. He's one of my secret boyfriends

Posted by Noelle on 02/02 at 09:03 PM

I'm not gay either BUT I did know that he got massively good reviews for the re-working of Caberet on Broadway. Which why I was kind of shocked when I saw him pop up in a kid's movie (Spy Kids) but I suppose it's a kudo to his versitility.

Posted by Notorious B.I.N.G.O. on 02/03 at 08:09 AM

He was also the evil Russian computer programmer in that first James Bond film with Pierce Brosnan, Goldeneye.

Posted by Keith on 02/03 at 09:15 AM

No idea why. But that made me laugh hard as hell!

Posted by Rae on 02/03 at 10:05 PM

His best role to date was in Titus......anyone see that?

Posted by on 02/05 at 01:37 PM

Titus... great movie.

Posted by on 02/06 at 01:18 PM

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