Hey Freak!

I just wanted to take this time to wish everybody a Happy Valentine's Day!

(except for Heather, in case she's reading this. that bitch.)

(oh, I'm just kidding. well, kinda not really, but I don't want people to think that I still pine for her. I just happened to think of her for a sec, and when I do, the first words that invariably come to mind are "that bitch.")

So, where were we? Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day!

And...

Just really quickly, I'd like to share some thoughts of mine. Things I thought of when in line at the grocery store...

First. OK, I love me some sleb gossip just as much as the next person. Really. But damn, people need to draw the line at children. Seriously, do we need paparazzi following around little infants, bulbs a-flashing and all? I saw something on Extra or one of those shows, where the paps followed Larry Burk-whatever going to some church where Anna Nicole's body was laid to rest (or something like that - I wasn't really paying attention), and he had little Dannielyn (sp? I know the "correct" spelling is something totally fucked up) with him. And they were just snapping away, snap snap snap. Now, I thought there was like, an unspoken rule... stalk all the slebs you want, but just stay away from their children. I guess that rule isn't in effect anymore?

Really, it's kinda sad to see that people are so engrossed with gossip. If I turn the TV on anytime between 6 and 8pm, I'll always be able to catch a gossip show. TMZ. Access Hollywood. ET. Insider. Again, I love me some gossip, but does there gotta be so damned much of it? Seriously, have you seen any of these lately? I can find out everything that Kate Hudson had to eat, and where, and who she was with, and what she was wearing... all I have to do is listen. Now, do we get that kind of detailed coverage when it comes to... oh, I dunno, news? Nah. Nevermind the war; it's going great. Nevermind the economy, we're not in a recession, really! Nevermind the lies of this administration, nevermind global issues, nevermind all of that... I just want to know what's going to happen to Britney next.

Psh.

Oh yeah, and another thing. I saw on the cover of Cosmo (just the cover; I didn't open the thing or anything) some article titled "Your Va-Jay-Jay." It was some article about woman parts or something like that. But what struck me was... va-jay-jay? Really? I'm looking at a premiere women's magazine, one of the giants in the magazine world... and they can't even say "vagina"? Really? And on top of that, they have to ebonic-ize it? Really? Isn't this supposed to be an adult magazine?

I guess not.

Buncha damned va-jay-jays.

Two Things - Larry Birkhead gets paid from Extra (or Access Hollywood? I can't remember which.). He lets them follow him around and they pay him. It's a nice little Pimp-Out-My-Kid episode.

Secondly - Vah-Jay-Jay is from Grey's Anatomy. It's a pop-culture reference and a big one at that!

Really? Burkhead lets people follow him around? I guess when you don't want to work, that's a good option... to get paid by people to follow you around. But seriously, what a dick, to expose his own daughter to that world... I mean, she's wha, one year old?

And va-jay-jay... I had no idea. I guess I've been exposed as someone who doesn't watch Grey's Anatomy! Oh no!

Really, why can't people just say "pussy"? Everybody knows pussy. It's a cute word - pussy. Plus, it's much nicer sounding than va-jay-jay, don't you think?

My feeling exactly. Sometimes when I don't feel like sleeping, I'll turn on the TV and all there is are Infomercials and Gossip Shows. It makes me feel dirty and depressed after watching them.

The whole va-jay-jay thing really annoys me. I think mostly because Oprah says it now. She annoys me, in turn, the term annoys me.

Va jay jay!!! That just got me thinking. How many nickname's for the vagina are there (Hairy taco, vertical smile, etc.)? Now there's a topic to blog on.

Oh!! I forgot, Happy Valentine's to you and yours as well.

THAT BITCH!

I couldn't believe that cover. Va-Jay-Jay. Sure, that's funny and all, but is "vagina" so offensive? Please.

What ever happened to calling it the hoo-ha? Snatch? Sniz? Love taco? She-cookie?

The fact that I have to go and look to see who won in the primaries on my own but yet celebrity gossip smacks me in the face the second I turn on a radio, TV, or the 'net KILLS me. It should be the other way around...

Everybody loves gossip! If we don't, those glossy magazines won't sell. We all want a peek at another person's life.

Happy valentine's day! I hope everyone had nice dates. I sure did! Haha.

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