Don't know what to get that special woman in your life? Shoes, candles... yeah, she'll like that shit, but hey, what if she's one of those gadget chicks, too? You know, the girl geek that likes to have the state-of-the-art everything... newest computer, newest cell phone, whatever.
Problem solved.
Here are a few things designed to turn her cell phone... into a sex toy. No, seriously. Call it... "O" on the go. I just made that up. Feel free to use it.
My next invention? Cell phone condoms.
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Posted by mikey at 11:37 AM.
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Dude. Noxy
wants one!
I read an article in
Details, before it almost went bankrupt, was saved, and started to really suck, about a woman whose job was testing sex toys.
Where do I send my application? For real. Writing memos for work would actually be fun.
To: President - Dildos Inc
From: Noxy
Re: Flaw in anal cell-phone plans (my ass now plays Justin Timberlake's
Cry Me A River when I get a call)
Posted by
Nox on 12/17 at 01:01 PM
I'll start a class action suit with Noxy, because my vagina has been playing Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang since I tested mine out.
Posted by
Alli on 12/17 at 02:31 PM
