OK, quick joke. May be offensive.
Aw, who's kidding who... it'll definitely be offensive. Luckily, I'm pretty offensive most of the time, so this is just par for the course.
Now, enough stalling.
A young boy was walking down the street, when out of nowhere, he gets hit by a speeding car. The car drives off, leaving the boy laying there on the ground. He just happens to be in front of a Catholic church, so there are plenty of witnesses. One man runs up to the boy and asks "Are you all right? Quick, somebody get a priest!"
The boy replies: "How can you think of sex at a time like this?"
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Posted by mikey at 09:08 AM.
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Bwahahahahahaha! I love it.
And yeah, that is wrong on so many levels.
Posted by
Manic witch on 02/01 at 10:03 AM
bwahaahaahaa!!!
more jokes please...my day here at work is too boring...
Posted by on 02/01 at 10:26 AM
but that is SO true.
ever watch courttv? there's a priest on trial right now from boston and there have been 5-10 priests FROM boston that have been charged with several sexual offenses.
Yikes!
Posted by
Trishie on 02/01 at 10:58 AM
ahahahahaha! that is certainly the most original catholic priest joke i've heard!
Posted by
geeky on 02/01 at 11:43 AM
All this would have been avoided if only somewhere in the Bible, Jesus would have said that it was okay to get an occasional BJ.
Posted by
Maine on 02/01 at 11:57 AM
OMG! so wrong, so so wrong. Yet I'm laughing...
Posted by
Amy Bo Bamy on 02/01 at 05:25 PM
LOL. Dude that was wrong is about 40 different ways!
Posted by
Kelly on 02/01 at 05:29 PM
BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Good one.
Posted by
Funkalicious on 02/02 at 04:41 PM
hahahahahahahahaha - you are so going to hell. Get to the store and pick out your handbasket early
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Posted by
Rae on 02/03 at 10:06 PM
That is so wrong, yet sadly true at the same time.
Posted by
Marie on 02/04 at 02:50 PM
