Hey Freak!

for the record

I had a coupla chili dogs for lunch, in case you were wondering. See?

Shit, what was I gonna say?

Oh yeah.

I dub today "Marquee Monday." But only because I want to have the most annoying blog post in the history of the Blogiverse. The entire post will be in marquee. Should you want to comment, all comments must be in marquee, or I'll delete 'em. Doing a marquee is easy. You start with [marquee] (substitute <> for [], of course) and end with [/marquee]. Simple. Yet, once it's up for a while, annoying.

Ready to start? I hope so, because it's too late to turn back now...

Shit. Really, I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to marquee.

So, I guess Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes at the top of the Eiffel Tower. And now he's saying that he wants to marry her up there, too. Dude, how's that originality going for you? Oh, not well...

The guy is Tom Cruise. He can get married almost anywhere he wants. You think that he'd be able to think of something different, yanno?

OK, that's it. Remember to marquee all of your comments!

Oh yeah, and anybody wanting to join me for Marquee Monday next week, feel free to!

Eat at Joe's

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I don't get it. What's the big deal?

Posted by Stank on 06/20 at 02:03 PM

Oh, I see. Yeah, that's annoying.

Posted by Stank on 06/20 at 02:03 PM

Thats actually somewhat hypnotic.
I like it!

Posted by Mike on 06/20 at 02:07 PM

I don't have the patience to read this shit!

Posted by Laura on 06/20 at 02:15 PM

I feel like I'm lounging on the beach watching the ad planes go by.
Except there's no beach.
Fuck.

Posted by Eden on 06/20 at 02:29 PM

MMMM. Chili dogs! I forgot about those. I'm gonna have one for dinner now! Thanks for the great idea!

Posted by Ms.Q on 06/20 at 02:29 PM

P.S. Marquee Monday Rocks!

Posted by Ms.Q on 06/20 at 02:30 PM

In one of the "Katie's Engagement Ring" photos we saw, she had some NASTY man-hands.

Between that, the herpes and her feet, she's totally not hot anymore.

Posted by Tam on 06/20 at 02:38 PM

you had TWO chili dogs ? I forsee a big shit post tomorrow

Posted by George Bush on 06/20 at 02:43 PM

Did you put mustard on your chili dogs, or is that unheard of

Posted by on 06/20 at 02:58 PM

Stopping by to say hello. Actually, I was stopping by to listen to your acceptance speech for most annoying post...then I realised, oh wait, it might be perfect timing for me to give the speech for most annoying comment.

Did I win? How will I know? This comment will be reomoved for lack of marquee-ing. Such is my luck.

Again, did I mention I stopped by to say hello?

Posted by Michele on 06/20 at 03:28 PM

bitchin'!

Posted by on 06/20 at 03:34 PM

it's really hard to type in this moving marquee thing. but i just wanted to say "mmmmmm, wienershnitzel!" i love me some weinerschnitzel. but i can't eat it because i'm eating clean.

Posted by angela on 06/20 at 04:37 PM

gah! this is challenging! *pause* the comments box is *pause* marquee-ing too ha! I need to wait for it *pause* to come around so I can *pause* check my speeling.... heh....

Posted by batty on 06/20 at 04:37 PM

Dude, I think I am starting to go cross-eyed. I'd marquee mine, but I have no idea how.

Posted by Kelly on 06/20 at 04:54 PM

Or maybe I should learn to read since you told how in your post.

*Sigh* It's all the sun I got today. It cooked my wee brain.

Posted by Kelly on 06/20 at 04:55 PM

but you marquees multiple and able read properly?
can do on lines be to them

Posted by Conroy on 06/20 at 06:48 PM

Dude. Even the comments box is moving. That is sort of annoying. But the rest of this business? HILARIOUS!!! Also, thanks for showing me how to Marquee.

Posted by Bren on 06/20 at 06:49 PM

dude, that is so annoying.

hope you enjoyed the chili dogs.

Posted by becky on 06/20 at 09:02 PM

dizziness... HELP!

Posted by yvette on 06/21 at 02:07 AM

This could be MORE FUCKING ANNOYING, but I'm having a hard time seeing how. Literally.

And I'm with you on the whole Eiffel Tower thing. He's done this how many times, and he couldn't come up with anything less trite?

Posted by QC on 06/21 at 02:53 AM

what have i started reintroducing you to the marquee tag?? hehehe I love it! Next you'll need to post with bleeding blood bars after every paragraph next. Oh the horror!

Posted by julie on 06/21 at 04:55 AM

This is the first line
this is the second line

this is the third line
and the fourth

Posted by z on 06/21 at 08:29 AM

You're totally sick, dude. I love it!

Posted by Chari on 06/21 at 09:10 AM

Dude!! I can't believe that you forgot the most important marquee of all...

Posted by sporty on 06/21 at 09:20 AM

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