I love my camera phone. It's not like it's got spectacular picture quality, but it's good enough so that you can see what's up. And I always,
always see things that I used think "Damn, I wish I had a camera!" And now I do.
And because of that, I can entertain you with things. Pictures. Of weird things. Or maybe they're normal things, but I'm weird, so I think they're weird. Or... eh, whatever.
First, we have this... the ugliest footstool in the world:
OK, maybe it's not a footstool. It says "decorative stand," but whatever. It's hideous.
Next, we have this:
The saying itself is funny enough... but when you see the shark eating the purple-haired Barbie in the bottom corner there (eh, you can't really see it that well, but trust me, it's damned funny), well... yeah, it's still funny.
I know you want one more... OK. So, I was at a Jack in the Box today, waiting for my order, and I happened to look over at the toys that were being offered with the child meals. And then I saw this:
Now, you can't really tell, but it totally looked like a dick, only with 15 peeholes instead of just one. But that's not the entire story... the name of the toy? It's a
Fuzzy Pumper. I'm waiting for the lawsuits to come in now.
Until next time...
Sechrest out! eh, whatevergoodbye.
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Do they sell Play-Dough in "Jizz" colour now to make playing with the pumper that much more realistic and "educational"?
Also, you are so damn adorable. Ask Joelle to pinch your cheeks for me.
Posted by
Nox on 12/10 at 03:33 PM
That's some funny stuff, yo.
Posted by
Shanni on 12/10 at 04:23 PM
Hey, you should send that Fuzzy Pumper pic into Maxim magazine. They have a monthly contest called "Found Porn". You could win $150!!!
That could buy a lot of real porn.
Posted by
DoctorTV on 12/10 at 05:06 PM
Thanks for the Bday greeting!! See you tomorrow!
Posted by on 12/10 at 05:12 PM
Have I ever told you how cute you are? You are such a doll! *mwah*
Posted by
Kymberlie R. McGuire on 12/10 at 07:50 PM
too bad I'd wrestle you for that surfer/pizza toy. And I'd win cuz I have mad skillz.
Posted by
Alli on 12/10 at 10:49 PM
what kind of phone do you have?
Posted by
Ken on 12/11 at 02:17 PM
Hey! I kind of like that dolphin stand - it'd go well in my dolphin themed bathroom - NOT!
Posted by
Marie on 12/12 at 08:57 AM
I've always wanted to have one of those camera phones, but I'm not allowed to because my wife doesn't want to someday find naked pictures of herself in the shower on the internet.
Which would probably happen, if we're being honest with ourselves here.
Posted by
Maine on 12/13 at 09:28 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
fuzzy. pumper.
i think i peed a little bit.
Posted by
circe (franci) on 12/14 at 10:57 AM
