OK, so.
I just came out of the (work) bathroom, and while I was at the counter washing my hands, a dude came out of the stall holding a toothbrush. One that he was obviously just using. In the stall.
On the pot.
Dude, who the fuck brushes their teeth while taking a shit?
Posted by mikey at 01:04 PM.
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Now that is fucking GROSS. People are just fucking weird.
Posted by
Chrissie on 01/18 at 01:13 PM

are you sure it was his teeth that he was brushing?!
Posted by on 01/18 at 01:23 PM
i've tried doing it when i'm peeing before, you know, for efficiency, but I just can't concentrate enough and end up either peeing or brushing - one at a time. but i do it AT HOME.
Posted by
Sara on 01/18 at 01:39 PM
eeewwww....i don't even like to brush my teeth after just having used the bathroom.
Posted by
laura on 01/18 at 01:47 PM
I brush my teeth while I shower, and sometimes I pee in the shower, so does that count?
Posted by on 01/18 at 02:24 PM
Maybe the TP wasn't cutting it for him?
ooohh...I get to use the word "fondle" Mikey, do you get to chose the words or are they random?
Posted by
Laura (Manic Witch) on 01/18 at 02:57 PM
And in public!
Posted by
jenn on 01/18 at 03:11 PM
I would never brush my teeth whilst taking a dump; a propos of nothing, is that bacon hanging out of your gob in the "Random Nerd Picture?"
It looks nasty.
Oh yeah, my word was "camera."
Posted by on 01/18 at 03:39 PM
I have done it. I am all about multitasking, but at work? What's up with that?
Posted by
mace on 01/18 at 04:22 PM
Well, you know what they say, a
shit stitch in time saves nine.
Posted by
Martini Mambo on 01/18 at 04:33 PM
Whoa talking about some multitasking!
brusha, brusha, brusha...
Posted by
Lori on 01/18 at 09:10 PM
"When you wake up in the morning and it's a quarter to two... I just can't wait to brush while I poo
You brush your teeth chee chee chee chee.."
Posted by
miked on 01/19 at 10:27 AM
Oh yeah? I just heard about a guy that gets an erection while taking a shit. Yep, your story made me think about that.
Posted by
Serra on 01/20 at 03:32 AM
DUDE. Ew! Does he brush his teeth with doodie?
Posted by
sphinx on 01/20 at 02:11 PM