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dude.  duuuuuude.

OK, so.

I just came out of the (work) bathroom, and while I was at the counter washing my hands, a dude came out of the stall holding a toothbrush. One that he was obviously just using. In the stall.

On the pot.

Dude, who the fuck brushes their teeth while taking a shit?
Now that is fucking GROSS. People are just fucking weird.
big surprise are you sure it was his teeth that he was brushing?!
i've tried doing it when i'm peeing before, you know, for efficiency, but I just can't concentrate enough and end up either peeing or brushing - one at a time. but i do it AT HOME.
eeewwww....i don't even like to brush my teeth after just having used the bathroom.
I brush my teeth while I shower, and sometimes I pee in the shower, so does that count?
Maybe the TP wasn't cutting it for him?

ooohh...I get to use the word "fondle" Mikey, do you get to chose the words or are they random?
And in public!
I would never brush my teeth whilst taking a dump; a propos of nothing, is that bacon hanging out of your gob in the "Random Nerd Picture?"

It looks nasty.

Oh yeah, my word was "camera."
I have done it. I am all about multitasking, but at work? What's up with that?
Well, you know what they say, a shit stitch in time saves nine.
Whoa talking about some multitasking!

brusha, brusha, brusha...
"When you wake up in the morning and it's a quarter to two... I just can't wait to brush while I poo
You brush your teeth chee chee chee chee.."
Oh yeah? I just heard about a guy that gets an erection while taking a shit. Yep, your story made me think about that.
DUDE. Ew! Does he brush his teeth with doodie?

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