Hey Freak!

OK, so I heard that Tony Danza has his own talk show... my question is, why?!?!?!?

He's never been the most talented guy. I mean, hell, every show he's been on, the character he's playing is named "Tony." In Taxi, he played a cab driver named... Tony. In Who's the Boss, he played a single-father housekeeper named... Tony. Like, what a fucking coinkydink! I mean, wha, is this guy so lame that they have to name all of his characters "Tony" so he doesn't fuck up a scene? Seriously. Once, just once, don't you think he coulda played a "Bob" or a "Frank"? Man, that's just weak.

Man, if there's a buncha talk shows just sitting around, waiting for a good host, I'm available! I could totally host a show, don't you think?

If people like Mario Lopez, Danny Bonaduce, and Tony Danza can host a show, I certainly could, too. And I'd be a lot less expensive.

And better looking.

OK, maybe that's more a matter of personal taste.

But still.

Somebody. Give me a show. Hell, I'll even let you call me... Tony.

I nearly posted about this not too long ago when I heard his little blurb on the radio. Until he said, "Tune in - it'll be DANZTASTIC."

Then I threw up a little in my mouth and thought it best to avoid the topic altogether.

Your talk show should be called, "Dude...what the FUCK!"

I would totally watch you show, Tony!

It sucks major ass, too - I end up watching at least part of it every few days when I don't change the channel soon enough. And he sounds like he has marbles in his mouth.

i think tony danza must have one of the biggest cocks in hollywood and be rather indiscriminate as to the people he pleasures with it in order to have been given as many opportunities to fuck up acting as he has. that's all i got to say about tony danza, it was already a waste of 10 seconds to type it.

LMAO - I think you'd kick ass with a show. However, knowing your blog - you'd be a "cable only" special .

I'd watch you. You're definately entertaining.

But do you know who his sidekick is on that show?!

One of the chicks from the original Apprentice!

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