Hey Freak!

That's how long it's been since Kate Holmes "gave birth" to L. Rhonda Suri Cruise. How do I know? Because US Weekly magazine has a counter up. Yes, it's been over 80 days, and nobody, not the paparazzi, not family friends, not even fellow $cientologists John Travolta Kelly Preston have seen the kid.

Now, gossip columnist Michael Musto has always maintained that Kate was never pregnant - that it was an oddly shaped pillow that she was smuggling everywhere. And I'll admit, as crazy as that sounded, I didn't think it out of the realm of possibility. Plus, in some of the "pregnancy" pictures, the little ball that should have been the baby looked, well... oddly shaped. But I figured "How the fuck are they gonna lie about a baby? Sooner or later, the truth would have to come out, right?"

Well, it's been over 80 days. The truth hasn't come out yet.

Sure, maybe he just doesn't want pictures of his child out for everyone to see. But, if that's the case, why is he making all these appearances everywhere? Sans kid? To prove that, as a new father, the only thing more important than spending time with your infant daughter is to... make appearances, telling everybody how important your infant daughter is?

I dunno. The whole thing is peculiar.

It's kinda sad, but I don't think I can watch another Tom Cruise movie. He's lost all credibility with me. Sure, I'll still enjoy classics like Top Gun, Risky Business, The Last Samurai, etc... but only because I saw them and enjoyed them before the world knew he was nuts. But even with those, I'll be watching, and still think "Wow. Remember when we thought Tom Cruise was normal? Remember back when he was sex symbol? Remember when girls loved him, and guys wanted to be like him?"

My, how things have changed.

*shrug*

80 days, 10 hours, 59 minutes, 8 seconds, and counting...

I forgot they even had a kid! I can totally see the whole "faking it".
But I just had a thought...what if Katie is going through post partum depression and they don't have the balls to admit it to Brooke and the rest of the world.

I watched Interview with the Vampire a month or so ago and it's tainted now. And I love that movie...but there it is all tainted up by his crazy ass.

While the faking of the pregnancy is pretty out there, and I don't really buy it, I kinda hope it's true. A fake celebrity kid would be the greatest story ever.

It wouldn't be the first thing Tom Cruise faked...

Hah! Good point... I was wondering that myself.

Peculiar is as peculiar does, I guess. Or some shit like that.

I've never cared for Tom Cruise. Thing is, I don't know why the intense dislike happened, I just know that I've always avoided his movies like the plague. I was really pissed when I found out he was going to be doing the MI movies because I was looking forward to seeing those. Out of the question now. However, despite all that, there is one TC movie I can stand to watch and actually own: Jerry Maguire. But I love the kid in it and I like Cuba Gooding Jr so I sort of black out during the stupid Cruise scenes. Still, it is kind of sad to me that now my distrust and dislike of him seems to have been validated. He can't be the king of weird because MJ has that covered, but yeah, Cruise definitely could run for mayor of weirdville and win by a landslide.

I agree with you 100%! Deputy says the opposite. What the "artist" does in hie/her personal life should not effect my feelings on his/her movies. Bull! I could never look at Tom on the big screen again without thinking "he is such a wierd-o!" And it still amuses me that my mom thought Prince was unsafe and yet it's Tom and Michael Jackson that have turned into the weird ones!

Maybe something is wrong with her. Inivisibility could be an issue.

I *love* the idea of a fake pregnancy!

I doubt I will ever pay money to see one of his films again. He is indeed a freak, but for me the whole *take vitamins and you won't be depressed* thing bordered on irresponsible. Who gave him the right to shit on Brooke Shields like that?

Ugh, icky creepy man

i'm convinced there is no baby, the whole thing was a hoax.

ohhh wait, i just thought, maybe the BIRTH was the hoax. like, she is pregnant, but she used pillows to fake how far along she looked, so she could pretend to have the baby early.. and then have the baby in peace later.

that's pretty much how i feel about him these days too. i can't imagine a director hiring him, actually.

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