Hey Freak!

2010

May

• I’m one of THOSE people…

• Just because

• Better sizing, please

April

• Is this… legal?

• American snoozefest

• DMV tip

• “Addiction”

• Shake shake shake

March

• 119 Words

• Lama

• More Palin hypocrisy

• Space.

February

• That killer whale ain’t go crazy; that killer whale went Killer Whale!

• Music in my head

• Adios, Daddy

• Dear NBC

• Hello

2009

October

• Just out of curiousity…

• In other words…

• Funny how the “values” crowd doesn’t let morality get in the way of THEIR partisan politics

• Support Breast Cancer Research

• Poor, victimized mom

September

• Predictions…?

August

• A Joke

May

• Random thought

• What the…?

April

• Tweetness

• Memories

• This house is clean…

2008

September

• Another lazy Sunday

• Is it OK to be hot for Lindsay Lohan again?

• Now appearing at Target

• Worst people in the world

• Heroes… seriously, what’s the big deal?

• “I told congress…”

• Liars and distraction

• So what if I’m a dork?

August

• I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since…

• Wow.

• Thinking…

• It went swimmingly

• Eight

• Finally, the finale

• Sneaky Surprises

• Why can’t we all just get along…?

• I am teh winnah!

July

• 50 Giant Leaps

• I’ve got a question…

• Dude, are you crazy?  What the… Oh, Awwwwww

• No words

• Try these…

• iPhones

• So you think you CAN’T dance…?

• How did I not hear about this until now…?

• If there is a God…

• When “Fuck You!” just isn’t powerful enough…

• I am Superman

• Good morning

• Meat in a cone

June

• Learn anything new yet?

• He’s in our heads

• Woops.

• Tell me something I didn’t already know…

• Sunday funnies

• On my mind…

• TV Roundup

• I might just finish this time…

• Talkin’ shit

• Zero

• Why do I have to dig for this news?

• Converted…?

May

• Where are those transmissions you intercepted…?

• Not making this up

April

• Rolling

• Beware of pit bulls!

• What happens…?

• I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling…

• In local news…

March

• Know anything else?

• The dog-gone girl is mine

• Where’s your stray?

February

• What do you know this week?

• Take a picture

• I’m not crazy; I’m just talking to myself

• Quickies

• I want to know more

• Nay, va-jay-jay

• *hearts*

• More things

• Sausages

• Pictures

• Whaaaaaaat?!?!?

• If you bank here, they will… charge you up the ass

• Young man

• [insert clever title here]

• 58 things

• What do you know?

• Did you Super-Miss me?

• OK, fine.

January

• Nuts supporting troops