- Name someone with the same birthday as you.
John Olerud, first baseman for the Boston Red Sox - Where was your first kiss?
During recess at Ocean View Elementary with Jodi Haywood (2nd grade - no tongue) - Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Not "seriously"... - Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Oh, hell no - Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
Of course. Hello, Karaoke - What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
It depends. From the front, face, boobs, and hair. From the back, ass, legs, hair. From afar, her outfit (if she's dressed all fucked up or not) - What really turns you on?
Women. If you want me to be more specific, we'd be here all day - What do you order at Starbucks?
Hot chocolate (I hate coffee) - What is your biggest mistake?
Not taking college (and my education in general) seriously enough - Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
No. Why would I do that? - Say something totally random about yourself.
My car really needs a washI've been too lazy to wash my car for months - Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yeah. Pretty much every male asian "celebrity", including Bruce Lee and Gedde Watanabe (Long Duk Dong). Since I started shaving my head, I get a lot of Vin Diesel (don't laugh!). Personally, I don't think I look like any of them - Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Of course - Did you have braces?
Nope - Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes, but I still wish I was taller. Like, 6'2" or something - What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Make me feel loved without having to say or do anything - When do you know it's love?
When I get email notification. OK, seriously? You just know - Do you speak any other languages?
Not really. I took French back in High School, but that's about it - Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yup. Gotta even out the tank top/t-shirt/driving arm tan - What magazines do you read?
Flex, MuscleMag, Sports Illustrated, People - Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yup - Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Nope - Do you watch mtv?
Hell, no - What's something that really annoys you?
Pseudo-intellectuals. People who talk out of their ass. People who think they're smarter than I just because they have a degree. People who think they're smarter than I just because I don't like to read books. People who say "irregardless." - What's something you really like?
Spending time with my girl, watching educational programs on the Discovery Channel and the National Geographic Channel - Do you like Michael Jackson?
He skeeves me, but I like his old stuff, like Thriller - Can you dance?
Not well, but yes. At least better than Elaine Benes - What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Seriously, I think everybody's stayed up all night at least once, whether it be for studying, drinking, or other generally illegal drug-taking endeavors. Or sex. - Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope - Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Of course
So, did you learn anything new about me?
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