Thursday, January 09, 2003
I wanted to pop in one last time and say thanks to my baby Mikey for letting me sub in here while he was on vacation and that I enjoyed it very much.
Love you Mikey and I won't tell anyone about that night in the hotel!
Love you Mikey and I won't tell anyone about that night in the hotel!
Shoot, I almost forgot to mention something... well, brag, anyways.
Last night, I slept with Julie.
OK, really, I slept in my swanky new Tummy Monsters T-Shirt. And it was comfy. It fit well. And it was warm. Probably too warm, cuz I ended up taking it off, but I don't remember that. Hey, it's not one of them cheapass flimsy shirts, yanno?
And I'm the coolest kid on the block now.
Last night, I slept with Julie.
OK, really, I slept in my swanky new Tummy Monsters T-Shirt. And it was comfy. It fit well. And it was warm. Probably too warm, cuz I ended up taking it off, but I don't remember that. Hey, it's not one of them cheapass flimsy shirts, yanno?
And I'm the coolest kid on the block now.
Remember that show Three's Company? With the cute, lovable guy named Jack Tripper? Does anyone find it odd that his name so closely resembles Jack the Ripper?
Speaking of, remember that one really funny episode? You know the one with the big misunderstanding? Oh wait, that was all of them...
Man, I think salt & vinegar potato chips are nasty... how in the world do people like them, anyways?
Of course, I hate sushi too, and that seems to be all the rage.
Ya ever go to bed clothed and wake up halfway naked? I swear, I went to bed with a shirt on, but I woke up and it was on the floor.
Hey, I coulda been funnier. I coulda said "I went to bed with a shirt on, but I woke up with a hard on".
And if you don't expect too much from me
You might not be let down...
Speaking of, remember that one really funny episode? You know the one with the big misunderstanding? Oh wait, that was all of them...
Man, I think salt & vinegar potato chips are nasty... how in the world do people like them, anyways?
Of course, I hate sushi too, and that seems to be all the rage.
Ya ever go to bed clothed and wake up halfway naked? I swear, I went to bed with a shirt on, but I woke up and it was on the floor.
Hey, I coulda been funnier. I coulda said "I went to bed with a shirt on, but I woke up with a hard on".
And if you don't expect too much from me
You might not be let down...
Wednesday, January 08, 2003
97X. BAM! The future of rock n' roll.
OK, just to clarify, I'm not all depressed or anything. Life just sucks sometimes. Sometimes. I know shit will get better. Like, at 5:00 PM.
Life kinda sucks sometimes, yanno?
Tuesday, January 07, 2003
I edumacated myself today.
I've known that large boobs on a girl will bounce profusely when she's exercising. That's just obvious. What I did not know is that the nipples are drawn towards each other, and sometimes end up touching.
This phenomenon has a name. Uniboob.
What causes this? I always thought that boobies just bounced wherever. I didn't know that eventually, the nipples end up touching. Is it gravity? Is it magnetism? Or is it some yet un-named force? Nippletism, perhaps?
All I know is that my workouts for the next week are ruined. I'm gonna see big boobed chicks working out, and I'm gonna watch and see if I can see this phenomenon in action. There's no way I'm gonna get any working out done if I'm snickering to myself half the time.
Thanks, Yvonne.
I've known that large boobs on a girl will bounce profusely when she's exercising. That's just obvious. What I did not know is that the nipples are drawn towards each other, and sometimes end up touching.
This phenomenon has a name. Uniboob.
What causes this? I always thought that boobies just bounced wherever. I didn't know that eventually, the nipples end up touching. Is it gravity? Is it magnetism? Or is it some yet un-named force? Nippletism, perhaps?
All I know is that my workouts for the next week are ruined. I'm gonna see big boobed chicks working out, and I'm gonna watch and see if I can see this phenomenon in action. There's no way I'm gonna get any working out done if I'm snickering to myself half the time.
Thanks, Yvonne.
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