Hey Freak!

OK, I don't usually eat at McDonald's, but I was running errands during lunch, and it was convenient. And yanno, their food isn't all that, but I have to admit... their fries are the bomb. Sure, sometimes, depending on the crew, they'll fuck up the fries, and they'll be all soggy. But when they're "on", I'd have to say that McDonalds has the absolute best fries of the major chains.

A close second would have to go to west-coast-only In-n-Out Burger, but you have to order the fries "well done" for them to be any good.

Just outta curiousity... does anybody prefer someone else's fries to McDonalds' fries? Or does everybody agree that they're the best?

Glorious lists. Well, it's the end of the year. What else would you expect? We all need reminders of the best parts of the year, right?

So, I give you... a ton of lists, from the Top 10 Politically Incorrect Terms to 100 Top Wines. Go on, kill some time.

OK, say you're in a public restroom. You go into the stall, and you and a toilet that's obviously been used, but not flushed. But, you also see a $20 bill in the bowl. Nobody's around; nobody can see you.

Now. If it was just pee in the bowl, would you grab the $20?

If not, what if it was $100? What about for five $100 bills?

How about if there was poop in the bowl, too? Nothing soft; I'm talking about a solid and well defined log, with the $20 floating off to the side (not touching, but still occupying the same bowl). Would you grab that? If it was $100? $500?

Is there any amount that you'd be willing to reach in someone else's diarrhea-contaminated bowl for?

Update: OK, last hypothetical. Say that someone had a million dollars (in $100s) cash, and they dropped it into a Port-a-Potty that's, say, outside a construction site. We'll say that's it's been "well used". You've got free reign on the Port-a-Potty, no time limit. How much money do you think you'd recover?

My answers: