Hey Freak!

Just one quick question. Just give me one answer. Think of your answer before you read the other comments. Don't change your answer.

Who is the most famous person alive today?

Oh yeah, before I forget... the shirt I don't have (if you want to play along, go read here first):

OK, admittedly, I'm getting a bit riled up about the discussion of International Women's Day, so I thought I'd post something lighthearted and happy. *hurl*

No, seriously.

OK. Everybody's got some funny T-Shirts. Me? I have about half a billion T-Shirts, with all kinds of sayings. Really. All kinds. You know what's coming up, right? Yeah, another fucking guessing game. Guess which one of these is the fake T-Shirt, or shirt that I do not own:

1. I am a nerd


2. Ask me about my penis


3. I eat carbs


4. Mary Carey for Governor


5. Well, sizzle my sausage


6. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith


7. I'm so blogging this


8. San Diego Blood Bank


9. There's Something About Mary


10. "I already gave my best, and I have no regrets" - William Hung


11. Bun Boy (home of the world's tallest thermometer)


12. Trix are for kids

Note: all of these shirts are either store bought or bought online - I didn't make any of them myself, and can prove ownership of all of them. Well, except one, of course. So which one is the fake shirt/shirt I don't have?

So, it's been a while since I've done a Battle of the...

For those of you who don't know what this is, it's easy. I give you two choices. You pick one. It doesn't even matter why. So easy, even a LiveJournal blogger can do it:

Battle of the Love Boat heartthrobs: Gopher vs. Doc

Battle of the dollar store quality hair products: Dep gel vs. Aqua Net hairspray

Battle of the infectious Flash Animations: Badger Badger Badger vs. 30 Second Bunnies Theater

Battle of the former "tough guy" actors doing kid movies: Ice Cube in Are We There Yet? vs. Vin Diesel in The Pacifier

Battle of the mainstream beat material with no nudity: the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue vs. the Victoria's Secret catalog

Here's just a quick poll, in honor of the upcoming Super Bowl:

1) Will you be watching the game?
    a. Hell yeah
    b. Nah.
    c. I'll be watching for the commercials.
    d. I'm going to a party where the game will be on, but I won't necessarily watch.

2) Who do you want to win?
    a. the Patriots.
    b. the Eagles.
    c. doesn't matter, as long as it's a good game.
    d. who gives a shit?

3) What's most likely to happen?
    a. a close game, coming down to the final play.
    b. a blow-out, with one team winning by more than 20.
    c. Paul McCartney shows off his nipple jewelry during the halftime show.
    d. who gives a shit?

4) After football season finally ends, I'll be looking forward to watching more:
    a. NBA basketball
    b. Arena League Football
    c. Reality shows
    d. Desperate Housewives
    e. Porn

5) This poll is:
    a. informative
    b. useless
    c. I don't know, I just wanted to kill some time.

6) Mikey is:
    a. a nice guy with a great sense of humor
    b. a hot, sexy beast
    c. a beast
    d. crazy, but I'm strangely drawn to his blog
    e. who gives a shit?

7) This weekend, I'll (as in you, the reader) get...
    a. some long-delayed chores done.
    b. some much needed relaxation.
    c. drunk.
    d. laid.
    e. some of the above.

Here's wishing for an E weekend for ya!

OK, I don't usually eat at McDonald's, but I was running errands during lunch, and it was convenient. And yanno, their food isn't all that, but I have to admit... their fries are the bomb. Sure, sometimes, depending on the crew, they'll fuck up the fries, and they'll be all soggy. But when they're "on", I'd have to say that McDonalds has the absolute best fries of the major chains.

A close second would have to go to west-coast-only In-n-Out Burger, but you have to order the fries "well done" for them to be any good.

Just outta curiousity... does anybody prefer someone else's fries to McDonalds' fries? Or does everybody agree that they're the best?

Glorious lists. Well, it's the end of the year. What else would you expect? We all need reminders of the best parts of the year, right?

So, I give you... a ton of lists, from the Top 10 Politically Incorrect Terms to 100 Top Wines. Go on, kill some time.