a) a popular movie starring Megan Fox that does NOT have the word "Transformers" in it...
or...
b) a Megan Fox sex tape...?
Posted by mikey at 09:42 AM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Thursday, September 24, 2009
OK, so what do you think will appear first:
a) a popular movie starring Megan Fox that does NOT have the word "Transformers" in it...
or...
b) a Megan Fox sex tape...?
a) a popular movie starring Megan Fox that does NOT have the word "Transformers" in it...
or...
b) a Megan Fox sex tape...?
Friday, May 08, 2009
Sometimes I get these random thoughts...
Like, for instance:
OK, imagine a world where humans never evolved (sorry, creationists, evolution is REAL... if you don't believe it, just ask Mr. Swine Flu), and say, elephants became the dominant species of the world. They're pretty smart already, so that's not much of a stretch. Anyways, so elephants are the dominant species... so, what would their computers look like? What would their cars (vehicles) look like? Would they wear clothes?
Like I said... random.
Happy Friday!
Like, for instance:
OK, imagine a world where humans never evolved (sorry, creationists, evolution is REAL... if you don't believe it, just ask Mr. Swine Flu), and say, elephants became the dominant species of the world. They're pretty smart already, so that's not much of a stretch. Anyways, so elephants are the dominant species... so, what would their computers look like? What would their cars (vehicles) look like? Would they wear clothes?
Like I said... random.
Happy Friday!
Posted by mikey at 11:22 AM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Friday, May 01, 2009
I've seen some ridiculous tattoos before, but this one takes the cake. I mean, it's just... wrong. But so right.
This picture runs a close second in the "What the...?" category.
Happy Friday!
This picture runs a close second in the "What the...?" category.
Happy Friday!
Posted by mikey at 07:43 AM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Some weird things have been spotted around the bay area lately. Check it out:
Posted by mikey at 06:07 PM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Hey all, Joelle here! I just popped in to my friend mikey's blog here to wish him a very, very happy birthday. He's 40 today, which I'm sure he'll be happy I advertised, but seriously, the man looks like he's 33. He's not made a big stink about it, said it's just another day. He's been quite low-key, so I thought I'd hijack his blog like we used to back in '03 and embarrass him accordingly with a birthday tribute.
Posted by Joelle at 05:30 PM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Just a few things...
And, because I've been rocking out to this for the past few days, I thought'd I'd share... Hooked on Classics (right click and 'Save As', please). No, really. Hahahahahah. Rock on!
- So, I was watching Mythbusters last night. They were talking about some myth (that was boring me to tears), but basically, Tori, Kari, and Grant were at an old airstrip in the (SF) bay area, because they needed to drive as fast as possible while Tori held onto a sheet of plywood. But they had to stop for a second, because some vultures were on the ground, in their way.
Wait. Vultures? There are vultures in the bay area? Really? - Also learned on TV last night... Tyne Daly, famous actress, is related to... Tim Daly? That guy from Wings? I would have never thought they were related, despite the fact that they share the same name.
- Halibut freaks me out. So does flounder. It's the whole "two eyes on the same side of the head" thing.
- In case you're wondering, the none of the fires are close to me, but the sky is hazy with smoke, it's a little harder to breathe outside, and everything's been coated with a light dusting of ash. And yes, when you go outside, it smells like you're walking in a big ashtray. It's not pleasant. But hey, it could be worse. I should consider myself lucky that I haven't been evacuated anywhere, or that I haven't lost anything.
And, because I've been rocking out to this for the past few days, I thought'd I'd share... Hooked on Classics (right click and 'Save As', please). No, really. Hahahahahah. Rock on!
Posted by mikey at 10:20 AM. Filed under: Randomousity •
Monday, August 27, 2007
Just a few really random thoughts:
And, I'm spent.
1 You can thank Maine for this euphemism. It's gonna catch on, I swear.
- Have you ever watched your tongue while you're brushing your teeth? I don't know about you, but mine goes kinda crazy, sloshing around, moving back and forth like it was tweaking. I tried to make a concerted effort to keep it still, but it just kept moving and moving. Yeah, it's just something odd that I've never noticed before.
- Have you ever been driving along, and it's a little cloudy, and then up ahead on the pavement, it looks really dark? And then you drive through it, and it's just pouring down rain, but only for a minute or so, and then you're back in clear, dry skies? That happened to me this weekend. It's no big deal, but I think it's just weird and funny. You know, like when it's raining on your neighbor's house, but not on your own, even though you're only separated by a few feet.
- Two things about me: 1) I'm pretty oblivious when women are flirting with me. Pretty? I meant totally oblivious. 2) I don't know how to flirt back. You see, this weekend, I went with Joelle up to Santa Monica to see some old friends (Keith, Wendy, Eve, Becky and her husband John, and got to meet Don, Sorgine and her friend Tom, and Keith's girlfriend Rachelle) and we went to Buca di Beppo for dinner. While we were waiting for our table, we were sitting at the bar, and there were two girls (well, women. I have a bad habit of calling all females "girls," no matter what their age) behind us, trying to get a drink. So I scooted over so that one of them could reach the bar, but the bartender didn't notice her for a few minutes. I made some passing comment like "Good luck getting this guy's attention," and she laughed (good God, I just realized... did *I* flirt first?!?!?). A few minutes later, an employee came around, announcing a table for Todd, for three. We looked around, and then one of the girls said something like "Oh, that's us." Then she put her hand on me and said something like "Come on, let's go have dinner." You know, like we were gonna steal Todd's table. I thought of it as a joke, but was later told it was a flirt. Hm.
And then, later, when we were at our table, there was a table behind us, and they asked me if I would take their picture. And one of the women of the group I guess was flirting with me so obviously that OUR whole table noticed (of course I didn't - I figured she just really wanted a picture of them). And when it dawned on me that she was flirting, what did I do? I sat back down at kept eating dinner. I'm fucking useless, I swear. And it's not like she was unattractive - she was actually quite cute. But I'm a big dumbass, and have no idea how to talk to women. Well, strangers, anyway. Seriously, I've got NO game. I could've spent that night giving out a ColdStone Creamery1, but instead, I just ate my baked ravioli. - Dog lovers - if you want to make yourself sick, watch some ESPN today. It's all about Michael Vick pleading guilty to dogfighting charges, and there is no shortage of people who think that Vick is being wronged. Seriously, the comments go like "I don't think he should get any jail time. Maybe a slap on the wrist, and some probation, but that's it," and "It's just dogs; what's the big deal?" And, of course, there are also a bunch of pro athletes who think he's being singled out because of who he is - a high profile black athlete. Fucking please. Bottom line - the guy broke the law, and regardless of who he is, he should do the time. My bottom line - he's a fucking horrible person who bred dogs for killing, killed those who didn't, and then lied about the whole thing. This is a guy who had the world at his feet, and threw it all away. Nobody is to blame but himself.
- Oh yeah, almost forgot about this - have you ever been driving like, late at night, and you spot someone weaving all over the place? And then you figure it's a drunk driver, so you try to call the Highway Patrol to report him? Ever done that? Well, Saturday night, on the way home from LA, we saw such a car. So we tried to call the police. And we couldn't reach them. We weren't given a non-emergency number, so we tried 911, and that wasn't working, either (dialing 911 once put my phone in "emergency" mode, which meant we had to dial it again to actually make a call, and we got a switchboard/menu thing, and then it hung up). Fuck me if I ever have someone breaking into my home/stealing my car, because that whole phone ordeal took 10-15 minutes, and in the case of a real emergency, I'd probably be dead by the time I was able just to actually reach the cops.
- We went to see "Superbad" last night. Yeah, I know Jo and I aren't dating anymore, but we're still best friends, and best friends can go to movies together, right? Anyway, we'd both heard it was hilarious, and neither of us had seen a movie (at a theater) in quite some time, so it seemed like a good night for it. Anyway, the movie was pretty funny, but not as rip-roaring as most people told us. I don't know if it was because of the heightened expectations we had, but it just wasn't that funny. Sure, it had quite a few good parts, but some parts seemed to drag on and on and on. I'd still recommend seeing it, though.
- Oh, geez. Vick is on TV again, apologizing for his actions. What I want to know is, is he really sorry for his actions, or is he just sorry that he was caught?
And, I'm spent.
1 You can thank Maine for this euphemism. It's gonna catch on, I swear.
Posted by mikey at 02:24 PM. Filed under: Randomousity •
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